What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

After a few moments he returns.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Which is the worst Bollywood movie you have ever seen and why?

Yes sir it is.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

How do we greet in German, French, Spanish, and Italian?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

{RING} {RING}

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Why are men ridiculously delusional in the women they want/approach? I'm not a troll. This is a real question. Why does a fat, pot bellied, unkempt, balding, stupid (ergo poor) man, tell a woman above his league that she isn't hot enough for him?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Sure no problem officer.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Have you ever had sex with your mother-in-law? If so, how was it and did your wife ever find out?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

HELLO

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

If a cat is feminine in German, what article do you give to a male cat?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?